How it works
Someone will first ask for a wish, which will be granted by you.
E.g. I wish I can complete my assignment on time

You then corrupt the wish (but remember, nothing offensive!)
E.g. Wish granted! You completed your assignment, but it got burnt on the same night. Time to redo!

The challenge: Come up with something super-hard to corrupt!

Here’s something to kick-start the game:

I wish I can fast-forward time!

Wish granted, enjoy the last 10 minutes of your life.
I wish I can get a girlfriend. Don't abuse me or I'll report!

woww you skipped me!!
Wish granted. Enjoy your 1-hour girlfriend trial while it lasts.

I wish I can fast-forward time!

Wish granted. You managed to fast-forward time but you're all alone in the future.

I wish I can read minds.

Wish granted! You can read minds, but it won't stop and you go insane from the voices in your head.

I wish I can win the lottery.

Wish granted! You win the lottery, but the media somehow publishes your name in their articles, which make you hunted by hitmen that get paid by people who are jelaous of you.

I wish I was mentally stable.

Wish granted! But only for a second.

I wish I was Justin Bieber.

Wish granted! But all your released songs all happen to be off key... Bleh. 

I wish to be able to sing the biggest vocal range possible!

Wish granted! Your vocal range is HUGE, but it causes you to strain your voice so much that you lose it entirely! :(

I wish to have a mansion by the beach