i was walking in the park when i saw kevin spacey walking his dog. i asked to use his phone because i'd lost mine and i needed to make an urgent call. he was acting weird and sort of randy and he leaned in to try and kiss me (i think he was drunk) but tripped over his dog and banged his head. i ran away and i still have his phone. idk what to do.

whoaaa! that's crazy! my Dad he did some decorating work for him once.

erick did kevin spacey bum ur dad ?

:O :O :O  nothing like this 

this sounds like a rly funny comedy movie