HGAM Series: Heaven or Hell
Posted on 27 May 2017
Disclaimer:
There is no correlation between this story and real beliefs about heaven or hell. This simply refers to the game in Habbo. If you are offended by this, why are you and I don’t care. Just kidding. Apologies if it did offend you!
In a typical day of judgements, the Gatekeepers of Heaven and Hell were taking a break from discussing and deciding the souls’ entry to either Heaven or Hell.
Heaven: Gosh it only takes a minute to judge one but we still have 4 billion people more to go! Not only that, judging is hard cause it’s so subjective!
Hell: Tell me about it.
Heaven: Hey. I got an idea. Why don’t we just place a banzai in each of our domain, have the soul step on another banzai and let fate decide.
Hell: Deal, but you gotta let me have 2 banzais. We always need more souls :)
Heaven: Sure! Heaven’s getting overcrowded anyways. :P
Hell: Lightbulb. To solve both of our problems and needs, for every 2 minutes, the souls in heaven will have to step on the banzai again.
Heaven: Bruh…. Best idea ever. I like the way you think.
Both the Gatekeepers nodded and fistbumped.
And that was how Heaven or Hell was made.
There is no correlation between this story and real beliefs about heaven or hell. This simply refers to the game in Habbo. If you are offended by this, why are you and I don’t care. Just kidding. Apologies if it did offend you!
In a typical day of judgements, the Gatekeepers of Heaven and Hell were taking a break from discussing and deciding the souls’ entry to either Heaven or Hell.
Heaven: Gosh it only takes a minute to judge one but we still have 4 billion people more to go! Not only that, judging is hard cause it’s so subjective!
Hell: Tell me about it.
Heaven: Hey. I got an idea. Why don’t we just place a banzai in each of our domain, have the soul step on another banzai and let fate decide.
Hell: Deal, but you gotta let me have 2 banzais. We always need more souls :)
Heaven: Sure! Heaven’s getting overcrowded anyways. :P
Hell: Lightbulb. To solve both of our problems and needs, for every 2 minutes, the souls in heaven will have to step on the banzai again.
Heaven: Bruh…. Best idea ever. I like the way you think.
Both the Gatekeepers nodded and fistbumped.
And that was how Heaven or Hell was made.